I'm really digging her shirt.
At this point, I’m thinking you’d probably have to be dead to not know who Taylor Swift is. The girl is everywhere, I can’t turn around and not see her tiny squinty eyes looking at me. I just can’t escape it, and I’ve been thinking over a restraining order.
My main beef with Ms. Swift is over her music. It’s become incredibly too easy to guess what her next single will be, will she be the cute bespeckled high school loser in this particular piece? Or the lovelorn princess who can’t get her Romeo because Daddy forbids it? Or the boy who did her wrong and she wants to tell the world how mad she is, all in a precocious manner that still tries to show off a childlike innocence?
Another irk of mine is that in one of her songs, she calls a rival a “mattress gymnast.” Really, honey, you have to resort to calling someone names to try to win over a guy? All that does is show off your insecurity!
Since the singer in question is now 21, I’m wondering how much longer she can still pull off the high school diary lyrics. She can’t much longer, look at what happened to Avril Lavine:
Avril’s around my age, the 25/26 mark, and she still looks exactly the same as when I last looked at her, probably around my senior year of high school (2003). She probably still wears neon colored hoodies with the skulls who have bows on head, a la Hello Kitty. Avril’s career is currently in the crapper, while Taylor’s on top of the world. However, Ms. Swift, look on. Avril was once upon a time at the top of the world, too.
Tags: Snark, Taylor Swift
